Does anyone not like Jens Voigt? Well...except maybe Jorge Jaksche? If anyone out there besides those implicated in Operacion Puerto take issue with Jens...he has three words for you:
"Bring It On"
Jens Voigt or Chuck Norris? Same Difference, I say. Walker German Ranger.
While this author cannot comment on Mr. Voigt's roundhouse kicking abilities, one would assume they are world class and on par with Mr. Norris'. We don't recommend testing it out for yourself. Unless your name is Dick Pound. Then...by all means.
Jens Voigt putting the hammer down at the 2006 ToCAccording to Wikipedia, Jens Voigt was born in Grevesmuhlen, Mecklenburg-Western Pomerania. I have no idea where that is or what that is supposed to mean but apparently Jan Ullrich was born around there as well. Must be something in the water. Anyway, local legend has it that the only person who cried when Jens was born was the doctor...no one slaps Jens Voigt.
In researching this piece, I misspelled Jens Voigt's name in Google and instead of asking "Did you mean Jens Voigt?" it simply said "Run...while you still have a chance." More research informed me that Jens Voigt is suing NBC, claiming that "Law & Order" are the trademarked names for his right and left legs.
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Jens Voigt has had a number of impressive wins during his career but strangely none have ever taken place on April 1st. Apparently, his calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Jens Voigt.